Do You Remember The Easy-Bake Oven?

I am all for bringing it back as a cremation oven toy. I may just pitch the idea to Disney for a Doc McStuffins edition for dolls and stuffed animals that prove to be goners. I wish more people would take action on good things for children.

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Slogan Updates

A Diamond Is Still Forever but Real Ain’t Rare Anymore.

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Gary Dahl Was A Genius

If a rock is capable of being a pet, a pet must be capable of being a rock.

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No Digging Required For A Heart In Diamond

The digging would only be six feet anyway.

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The Lab Guys Have It Made

Getting paid to make the ultimate symbol of love is the next best thing to getting paid to make love (not to mention that the latter is illegal in most countries).

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Don’t Be Surprised If George Foreman Revolutionizes The Cremation Industry

There is no better expert on burning meat.

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To Be Fair

A girl’s best friend should be man-made (just like man’s best friend).

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BFF

A girl’s best friend should be around to lift her spirits after she loses a loved one.

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No Prescription Needed

Become harder than you ever thought possible for longer than you ever dreamed.

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Why Call It A Heart In Diamond?

This diamond is meant to protect the heart of a person who has lost a loved one.

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