Carats Are Good For You

And they don’t add that much weight.

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Are You Going To Renew Your Vows?

Be sure to renew your wedding rings.

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Don’t Believe The Rumors

Burials do nothing to replenish fossil fuels.

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Look To The Future

The date that you die doesn’t have to be written in stone.

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Chickens Can’t Seem To Avoid Ovens

Now, even pet chickens are ending up in ovens.

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Somebody Stop Me

You can never be too late to become a diamond. You can only be too early.

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Now There Is Nothing Wrong With Wearing Rabbit Or Mink

As long as they died from natural causes.

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Plain And Simple

If you plant your loved ones, you can’t expect to reap carats.

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Your Loved Ones Already Have Shirts

Give the hair off your back.

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They Should Be Teaching This In Sunday School

If you make the right choice while you are alive, you won’t end up down below after you die.

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