Plain And Simple

If you plant your loved ones, you can’t expect to reap carats.

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Your Loved Ones Already Have Shirts

Give the hair off your back.

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There Is No Need For A Viewing Or Funeral If You Lose The Love Of Your Life

When you inform all family and friends about the loss, they can just take your word for it.

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Kinfolk

Just because you have the same blood as another does not mean you are obliged to have a relationship with that person. It only means you are obliged to not be in a relationship with that person.

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The Thanksgiving Debate

If we really want to give thanks, should the turkeys become dinner or diamonds?

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Aside From Birthdays And Holidays

Parents should try to give their children a better present every year.

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Tell Them Now

If your loved ones really love you, they should buy a diamond for themselves instead of paying for your funeral.

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Are Your Loved Ones Afraid To Be Cremated?

Remind them that chickens get eaten.

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Loved?

Do not stop loving a soul just because a body has died.

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Who Goes To A Wake?

Pretty much family, friends, and whoever wants to see your dead body.

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