Don’t Believe The Rumors

Burials do nothing to replenish fossil fuels.

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Look To The Future

The date that you die doesn’t have to be written in stone.

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Chickens Can’t Seem To Avoid Ovens

Now, even pet chickens are ending up in ovens.

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Plain And Simple

If you plant your loved ones, you can’t expect to reap carats.

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They Should Be Teaching This In Sunday School

If you make the right choice while you are alive, you won’t end up down below after you die.

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Does The Love Of Your Life Want To Be Buried?

If one would die for you, one should have no problem being cremated for you.

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There Is No Need For A Viewing Or Funeral If You Lose The Love Of Your Life

When you inform all family and friends about the loss, they can just take your word for it.

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Dead People Should Go Inside Cremation Ovens

It’s possible to get diamonds from people going inside the ground but only when they are alive.

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I Want You To Choose Cremation

I wouldn’t cry on you if you were on fire.

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Headstones

Under the R.I.P. should be OFF.

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