What Do Caskets And Tupperware Have In Common?

They are used to store food.

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Forget Forest Lawn

Make sure your family tree does not end up in a forest.

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Burial Plots Are Actually Real Estate

Legally, you can only flip a burial plot if there is not a body inside of it. I can only guess that’s because you run the risk of the body falling out during the process.

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Don’t Make Your Kids Bury You

Let the son burn you.

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Caskets And Coffins

Wood and metal do not offer much protection to our bodies when we go inside holes–that’s what rubbers do.

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My Loved Ones Know Better

The odds are greater that I will be buried alive rather than while dead.

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Upon Your Death

Wouldn’t you prefer that your loved ones roast you rather than put you down?

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Don’t Believe The Rumors

Burials do nothing to replenish fossil fuels.

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Look To The Future

The date that you die doesn’t have to be written in stone.

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Cemeteries Have Nice Lawns

One must be on grass if one desires to visit a dead person.

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