Become A Diamond

Every body deserves a happy ending!

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Who Goes To A Wake?

Pretty much family, friends, and whoever wants to see your dead body.

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Learn From Kalua

Dead bodies that are put in the ground get eaten.

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Kalua

The only dead bodies that should be put in the ground instead of an oven are those of pigs in Hawaii.

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Do You Remember The Easy-Bake Oven?

I am all for bringing it back as a cremation oven toy. I may just pitch the idea to Disney for a Doc McStuffins edition for dolls and stuffed animals that prove to be goners. I wish more people would take action on good things for children.

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From The Morgue To The Crematorium

Just take me out of the fridge and put me in the oven (never mind my expiration date).

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How Do You Keep Worms From Eating A Meal?

Burn it.

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Honest Me

People who trust me get burned.

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Do You Like Irony?

The worst ever oven burn is absolutely painless.

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No Rush

A Heart In Diamond can be a dyemond or diemond.

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