In All Honesty

The concept of spending a few hours on one’s back for jewelry is actually nothing new.

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It Takes Patience To Become A Diamond

Good health has its downside.

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Let’s Clear Something Up

The only way one can be worth more dead than alive is if one is cremated.

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The Heart In Diamond Switcheroo

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

A girl’s best friend is a diamond.

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In Retrospect

I have advised you to celebrate after your loved ones die, to have their remains destroyed, and to spend money on diamonds instead of paying for their funerals…. It’s a wonder that I am still in business.

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Graves Do Not Make Good Sense

Why would you bury something that you want others to locate?

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Halloween Has A Very Important Message

STAY AWAY FROM CEMETERIES.

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Ovens

We all start out as a bun in the oven. It’s no wonder we end up getting burnt the second time around.

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Tell Them Now

If your loved ones really love you, they should buy a diamond for themselves instead of paying for your funeral.

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Egg Advice

Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

Don’t spend your nest egg on one casket.

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