Dead People Should Go Inside Cremation Ovens

It’s possible to get diamonds from people going inside the ground but only when they are alive.

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I Want You To Choose Cremation

I wouldn’t cry on you if you were on fire.

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Headstones

Under the R.I.P. should be OFF.

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People In Graves Do Not Become Diamonds

If you are going to spend that much time on your back, you should get more than just eaten.

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In All Honesty

The concept of spending a few hours on one’s back for jewelry is actually nothing new.

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It Takes Patience To Become A Diamond

Good health has its downside.

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Let’s Clear Something Up

The only way one can be worth more dead than alive is if one is cremated.

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The Heart In Diamond Switcheroo

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

A girl’s best friend is a diamond.

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In Retrospect

I have advised you to celebrate after your loved ones die, to have their remains destroyed, and to spend money on diamonds instead of paying for their funerals…. It’s a wonder that I am still in business.

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Graves Do Not Make Good Sense

Why would you bury something that you want others to locate?

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