People Or Diamonds

A girl’s best friend belongs in the earth only if that friend was there to begin with.

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Guilt-Free Diamonds

A clear conscience is all but guaranteed unless you provide ashes from somebody you had killed.

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Death Becomes Her

Mother Earth has been retired from the diamond making business for a long time but, now, the Grim Reaper wants a slice of the action.

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To Each And Every Girl

If you don’t have your best friend put in the earth, your best friend won’t have to be taken from the earth.

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Choose The Right Diamond

Ice should not make you feel that you’re cold.

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Choose Cremation

Don’t give your body to nature (too many people were before you).

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Scatter Seeds Not Ashes

So plants and diamonds can grow.

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Nevermined

The mined diamond is a type of ice that has been making a lot of people hot.

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Man-Made Mines

One type is destructive when it’s in the ground, hazardous for human beings, and used for wars. The other type is destructive when it’s in the ground, hazardous for human beings, and used for wars.

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A Sad Joke

What do the people behind diamond mining companies have in common with their diamonds?

They don’t have hearts in them.

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