Look At It This Way

If life was fair, there would be no need for the afterlife.

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Aside From Birthdays And Holidays

Parents should try to give their children a better present every year.

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Write This Down

Never follow any dream that you are not willing to fail to reach.

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Capital Punishment

Life isn’t always fair but death isn’t ever.

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Do You Hate?

You may always hurt the ones you love, but you don’t have to hurt the ones you hate.

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Best Friends

You may not be the best friend of your best friend and your best friend may not be your friend at all.

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Egg Advice

Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

Don’t spend your nest egg on one casket.

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Loved?

Do not stop loving a soul just because a body has died.

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I’m Not One To Beat A Dead Horse

However, De Beers’ ass needs to be whipped.

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How Do You Keep An Idiot In Suspense?

You wait till September 2018 to sell your new Lightbox brand of diamond jewelry.

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