Parent Children With Love And Respect

Fear is the best way to keep adults in line (not children).

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Choose To Be Cremated Without A Funeral

If you wouldn’t want to be a burden to your loved ones while you are alive, why would you want to be one while you are dead?

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Are Diamonds A Good Investment?

Ice may not be liquid but most of us do not ever want ours to make the transition.

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A Mother’s Ring

Now, a mother’s ring can have diamonds whether or not any children were born in April.

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What About The After-Party?

I have told my loved ones to toast me.

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Celebrate My Life

Listen to Shirley Murdock’s Celebrate My Life (D.J.’s Song) (2002) if you did not see the logic in my previous post.

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In Lieu Of A Funeral

I have told my loved ones to throw a party for me (despite the fact that I won’t be able to attend it).

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Funerals Are No Fun

What good is being the guest of honor if you can’t be the life of the party?

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To All Honey Bunnies

Let the lab guys grow your carats.

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One Night Strands

These are strands of hair that you cut from the head of your asleep sweetheart over the course of a night for your Heart In Diamonds to be made. If you are careful enough, the one night strands can be your own little secret. When you eventually come clean, expect lots of affection and gratitude.

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