French Fries

I recall a visit to a McDonald’s during my senior year of high school. I sat two tables across from a young mother and her baby who was barely big enough for his high chair. The mother was tearing off small pieces of fries and feeding her son with them. He lashed out with both hands and yelled whenever he saw me eat some of my own fries. His mother responded each time by smiling and saying, “You have your own fries.” I was shocked that such a young child could be so selfish. I later realized that this was possibly attributable to his soul’s level of development. We are not blank pages when born. Our souls and physical selves are at certain levels of development prior to birth. Our souls enter our bodies with the first breath. Some of us are born with amazing abilities because of our souls. Some of us are born with devastating faults for the same reason. It is up to us to overcome these faults. Good parenting can put us on the right track. Such is built around love and respect.

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Are You In Love With Someone?

If your answer is “yes,” then you should be willing to pay to have that person’s body set on fire at the appropriate time and place.

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Does The Love Of Your Life Want To Be Buried?

If one would die for you, one should have no problem being cremated for you.

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Aside From Birthdays And Holidays

Parents should try to give their children a better present every year.

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Do You Hate?

You may always hurt the ones you love, but you don’t have to hurt the ones you hate.

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Tell Them Now

If your loved ones really love you, they should buy a diamond for themselves instead of paying for your funeral.

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Are Your Loved Ones Afraid To Be Cremated?

Remind them that chickens get eaten.

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Loved?

Do not stop loving a soul just because a body has died.

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The Truth About Honeymoons

I’m going to let you in on a well kept secret. Honeymoons are usually boring. Most couples get to where they arranged to go and find that there is absolutely nothing to do once they unpack. Even if they remembered to bring Monopoly, they discover that it’s not as much fun with only two players. This is why it is so important to have Heart In Diamond wedding rings. Couples can stay up and marvel at their awesome diamonds! Honeymoons can be wonderful when two people get to enjoy each other’s personal carbon.

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They Are Wrong

Loving oneself is not a prerequisite to loving another.

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