Sorry Charlie!

Anyone can make them laugh, but it takes a genius to make them giggle.

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The Truth About Honeymoons

I’m going to let you in on a well kept secret. Honeymoons are usually boring. Most couples get to where they arranged to go and find that there is absolutely nothing to do once they unpack. Even if they remembered to bring Monopoly, they discover that it’s not as much fun with only two players. This is why it is so important to have Heart In Diamond wedding rings. Couples can stay up and marvel at their awesome diamonds! Honeymoons can be wonderful when two people get to enjoy each other’s personal carbon.

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Bedtime Cinema

Dreams are a lot like movies except that you must sleep through them for enjoyment.

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Brides Do Not Have To Wear White

There are four other colors to choose from!

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Do You Help Others Basically Because It Makes You Feel Good?

How selfish of you.

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Good News For Procrastinators!

A Heart In Diamond can be made from your carbon before and after you dye.

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Happy Birthday, Brother Brian!

In honor of Brian Wilson’s 76th birthday, I have decided to share my slice of German chocolate cake with the rest of you (do not worry because there is enough for everybody).

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Have A Heart

Think outside the Lightbox.

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Gary Dahl Was A Genius

If a rock is capable of being a pet, a pet must be capable of being a rock.

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Do You Respect The Webmaster?

Diamonds are a Burl’s best friend.

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