Diamond Mining Companies Are Unethical

It should be against the law to pay someone money to be deep inside of a hole.

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Cemeteries Are Unethical

It should be against the law to charge someone money to be deep inside of a hole.

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In Dependence

We never find out who our true friends are until we need to know.

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Forget About A Headstone

It would be horrible to make your loved ones pay for you to get stoned.

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Healthier Choices

People should be roasted but not fried.

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Guess What!

Not-so-great minds think alike too.

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A Cremation Oven Is Not For Food

Burning the pot does not make good sense.

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Now Is The Time To Think About Your Future

Where do you see yourself 100 years from now?

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Shavian

Animals are my friends…and my friends won’t eat me.

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Mary Jane Should Not Be Cremated

She should not be buried either because then she would grow.

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