Chickens Can’t Seem To Avoid Ovens

Now, even pet chickens are ending up in ovens.

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Somebody Stop Me

You can never be too late to become a diamond. You can only be too early.

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Now There Is Nothing Wrong With Wearing Rabbit Or Mink

As long as they died from natural causes.

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Plain And Simple

If you plant your loved ones, you can’t expect to reap carats.

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Your Loved Ones Already Have Shirts

Give the hair off your back.

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They Should Be Teaching This In Sunday School

If you make the right choice while you are alive, you won’t end up down below after you die.

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Does The Love Of Your Life Want To Be Buried?

If one would die for you, one should have no problem being cremated for you.

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There Is No Need For A Viewing Or Funeral If You Lose The Love Of Your Life

When you inform all family and friends about the loss, they can just take your word for it.

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Dead People Should Go Inside Cremation Ovens

It’s possible to get diamonds from people going inside the ground but only when they are alive.

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A Cubic Zirconia Wedding Ring?

A girl shouldn’t have to fake it for the sake of pleasing her partner.

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