What Else Do Caskets And Tupperware Have In Common?

They can’t keep the food from going bad.

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What Do Caskets And Tupperware Have In Common?

They are used to store food.

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Some Ovens Are Designed To Burn People

Surprisingly, this has not resulted in any lawsuits.

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Forget Forest Lawn

Make sure your family tree does not end up in a forest.

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Big Is Beautiful

The more a girl’s best friend weighs, the better it makes a girl feel.

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Don’t Make Your Kids Bury You

Let the son burn you.

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Viagra Or Rogaine?

If I ever had to choose between the two, I would definitely pick Rogaine. Viagra can’t help you get the hardest gift that you could ever give your lover.

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Pay Attention!

If you think 103 degrees Fahrenheit is a high body temperature, boy are you in the dark.

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Have You Been Watching The NBA Conference Semifinals?

James Harden really wants a ring! He must not have heard about the Heart In Diamond yet because his beard would have been in our laboratory.

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Are You In Love With Someone?

If your answer is “yes,” then you should be willing to pay to have that person’s body set on fire at the appropriate time and place.

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