Aside From Birthdays And Holidays

Parents should try to give their children a better present every year.

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Tell Them Now

If your loved ones really love you, they should buy a diamond for themselves instead of paying for your funeral.

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Are Your Loved Ones Afraid To Be Cremated?

Remind them that chickens get eaten.

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Loved?

Do not stop loving a soul just because a body has died.

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Who Goes To A Wake?

Pretty much family, friends, and whoever wants to see your dead body.

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Diamonds Are Forever

People are not.

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Forget The Funeral

Be there for me when I’m alive–not when I’m dead.

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If You End Up In A Grave

You should have been clear.

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You Are Not Dean Martin

Roast your loved ones but after they die (so no one gets hurt).

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Be Sure To Choose Cremation

Over burial (not a haircut).

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