Feeding The Worms Costs Between $7,000 and $10,000

And you thought feeding the dog was expensive.

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Do The Math

It’s actually cheaper to become a diamond than it is to become worm food.

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A Different Kind Of Oven

If you don’t know how to operate a cremation oven, you run the risk of not burning anything.

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You Are Not Dean Martin

Roast your loved ones but after they die (so no one gets hurt).

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Wake Up And Smell The Ashes

Corporations are not more powerful than consumers.

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Blood Diamonds Keep You In The Dark

Choose Heart In Diamonds and you will know how many dead people are associated with your diamonds.

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Be Sure To Choose Cremation

Over burial (not a haircut).

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Make Sure Your Meat Gets Heated

Even if you’re a vegetarian.

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Please Accept This Apology

If someone wants a Heart In Diamond to be made from your personal carbon but you happen to be bald and still alive, there is really nothing we can do to help the predicament.

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No Digging Required For A Heart In Diamond

The digging would only be six feet anyway.

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