People In Graves Do Not Become Diamonds

If you are going to spend that much time on your back, you should get more than just eaten.

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Vegans Are Wearing Diamonds Made From The Carbon Of Animals

Hey, vegans wouldn’t have a problem with leather if it was made from the ashes of their pet cows.

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Curiosity Killed The Cat

The Heart In Diamond brought it back.

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In All Honesty

The concept of spending a few hours on one’s back for jewelry is actually nothing new.

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It Takes Patience To Become A Diamond

Good health has its downside.

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Let’s Clear Something Up

The only way one can be worth more dead than alive is if one is cremated.

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The Heart In Diamond Switcheroo

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

A girl’s best friend is a diamond.

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A Point To Consider

Lots of us will end up burning the Thanksgiving turkey but not get a diamond to show for it.

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The Thanksgiving Debate

If we really want to give thanks, should the turkeys become dinner or diamonds?

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In Retrospect

I have advised you to celebrate after your loved ones die, to have their remains destroyed, and to spend money on diamonds instead of paying for their funerals…. It’s a wonder that I am still in business.

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