No Rush

A Heart In Diamond can be a dyemond or diemond.

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What Establishment Burns More Bodies Than A Crematorium?

A tanning salon.

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Are You A Screwup?

If you can dig your own grave, you can preheat your own cremation oven.

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A Diamond Should Be From The Heart

Or, better yet, the whole body.

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I Would Love To Become A Diamond

The only thing stopping me is that cremation regulations require people to be dead.

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Fire Does Not Hurt The Dead

Of course, this only applies to the good.

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Death Means No More Diets Or Exercise

Feel free to let your body go to hell.

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Gary Dahl Was A Genius

If a rock is capable of being a pet, a pet must be capable of being a rock.

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You Can Rest When You’re Red


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Why Would Anyone Bury Cremation Ashes?

They don’t spark wildfires.

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