Flowers Are Not For Graves

No one should waste money on flowers for a rotten person.

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R.I.P. On Headstones?

It makes more sense to engrave R.I.P. on headboards.

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Cremate Me

I would rather die than be buried.

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Cremate Your Pet And Get A Diamond

You’ll love what’s coming after your dog or cat goes into heat.

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Become A Diamond

Every body deserves a happy ending!

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Dogs Are Supposed To Bury Bones

Cremated bones only do people good.

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How Do Dogs Get Worms?

By being buried (instead of cremated).

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Learn From Kalua

Dead bodies that are put in the ground get eaten.

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Kalua

The only dead bodies that should be put in the ground instead of an oven are those of pigs in Hawaii.

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Do You Remember The Easy-Bake Oven?

I am all for bringing it back as a cremation oven toy. I may just pitch the idea to Disney for a Doc McStuffins edition for dolls and stuffed animals that prove to be goners. I wish more people would take action on good things for children.

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