Vegans Are Wearing Diamonds Made From The Carbon Of Animals

Hey, vegans wouldn’t have a problem with leather if it was made from the ashes of their pet cows.

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Curiosity Killed The Cat

The Heart In Diamond brought it back.

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Cremate Your Pet And Get A Diamond

You’ll love what’s coming after your dog or cat goes into heat.

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Do You Like My Name For The Fashion Movement?

Doggy Style.

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Thanks To Heart In Diamonds

Wearing items made from fur is back in style.

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Dogs Are Supposed To Bury Bones

Cremated bones only do people good.

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How Do Dogs Get Worms?

By being buried (instead of cremated).

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I Am Not Totally Against Burial

I just believe that it should be reserved for non-carbon-based life-forms.

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This Might Come As A Shock

Removing ice from the inside of the earth contributes to global warming (due to the carbon emissions released into the air from the electricity and hydrocarbon energy used to mine diamonds).

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Oppose Dirty Diamonds

Diamonds should be as pure as their own content.

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