Dead People Should Go Inside Cremation Ovens

It’s possible to get diamonds from people going inside the ground but only when they are alive.

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Headstones

Under the R.I.P. should be OFF.

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What Else Do A Cemetery And Beach Have In Common?

Both are places where people should not be wearing a thong.

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What Do A Cemetery And Beach Have In Common?

Both are places where people can find buried shells.

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People In Graves Do Not Become Diamonds

If you are going to spend that much time on your back, you should get more than just eaten.

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Graves Do Not Make Good Sense

Why would you bury something that you want others to locate?

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Halloween Has A Very Important Message

STAY AWAY FROM CEMETERIES.

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Tell Them Now

If your loved ones really love you, they should buy a diamond for themselves instead of paying for your funeral.

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Egg Advice

Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

Don’t spend your nest egg on one casket.

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Are Your Loved Ones Afraid To Be Cremated?

Remind them that chickens get eaten.

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