Graves Do Not Make Good Sense

Why would you bury something that you want others to locate?

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Halloween Has A Very Important Message

STAY AWAY FROM CEMETERIES.

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Tell Them Now

If your loved ones really love you, they should buy a diamond for themselves instead of paying for your funeral.

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Egg Advice

Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

Don’t spend your nest egg on one casket.

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Are Your Loved Ones Afraid To Be Cremated?

Remind them that chickens get eaten.

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R.I.P. Van Winkle

A grave will let you rest in peace for only 100 years (this is not much better than 20 in the grand scheme of things).

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De Beers Learned From Heart In Diamond Customers

Heart In Diamond customers have been getting diamonds without paying for a hole to be made in the ground for years now.

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Don’t Get Buried

Dictionary.com’s primary definition of “wormhole” follows….

  1. a hole made by a burrowing or gnawing worm, as in timber, nuts, etc.

It’s not the timber part that makes me cringe.

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Flowers Are Not For Graves

No one should waste money on flowers for a rotten person.

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R.I.P. On Headstones?

It makes more sense to engrave R.I.P. on headboards.

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