Dogs Are Supposed To Bury Bones

Cremated bones only do people good.

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How Do Dogs Get Worms?

By being buried (instead of cremated).

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Learn From Kalua

Dead bodies that are put in the ground get eaten.

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Kalua

The only dead bodies that should be put in the ground instead of an oven are those of pigs in Hawaii.

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How Do You Keep Worms From Eating A Meal?

Burn it.

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What Does A Blood Diamond Mine Have In Common With A Blood Diamond Grave?

Both are holes made in the earth for people to go in because of nature’s diamonds.

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If You End Up In A Grave

You should have been clear.

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Donkeys Should Be Cremated

The world doesn’t need any more ass holes.

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Feeding The Worms Costs Between $7,000 and $10,000

And you thought feeding the dog was expensive.

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Do The Math

It’s actually cheaper to become a diamond than it is to become worm food.

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