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Donkeys Should Be Cremated

The world doesn’t need any more ass holes.

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Partial Truth

A little bit of the truth can all too easily become the basis of falsehoods.

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Do The Math

It’s actually cheaper to become a diamond than it is to become worm food.

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A Different Kind Of Oven

If you don’t know how to operate a cremation oven, you run the risk of not burning anything.

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You Are Not Dean Martin

Roast your loved ones but after they die (so no one gets hurt).

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Black Panther

I’d just like to point out that there was no diamond mining in Wakanda.

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