Do Diamonds Have Healing Properties?

They do when their carbon comes from the ashes of loved ones.

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Cardboard For Cremations

Think outside the wooden box.

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Never Mind The 21

A burial plot is real estate that is valid for no more than a century.

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Guilt-Free Diamonds

A clear conscience is all but guaranteed unless you provide ashes from somebody you had killed.

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Have You Ever Been Cut By Glass?

Get even.

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Beware Of Cemeteries

Don’t let the worms get at you while you’re dead or your loved ones while they’re alive.

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Heart In Diamonds

If a diamond has a heart, does this mean that the diamond is alive?

Of course not, but it means there’s a good chance that the diamond was alive.

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The Funeral Version

If anyone knows a reason why this one should not be buried, speak now or forever hold your peace.

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People Know Not To Ask Me

I want pepperoni and sausage on my tombstone.

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Pick Your Feet

You can be six feet under or above two feet.

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