Healthier Choices

People should be roasted but not fried.

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The Lab Guys Have It Made

Getting paid to make the ultimate symbol of love is the next best thing to getting paid to make love (not to mention that the latter is illegal in most countries).

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Guess What!

Not-so-great minds think alike too.

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Have You Ever Heard Of Pigs In A Blanket?

No weenie is too teeny to be roasted.

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Cremation

It’s the opportunity for your body to be hot after you die.

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Don’t Take This The Wrong Way

Getting burned beyond recognition is the only way for you to look your best after you die.

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Don’t Be Surprised If George Foreman Revolutionizes The Cremation Industry

There is no better expert on burning meat.

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A Cremation Oven Is Not For Food

Burning the pot does not make good sense.

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Back In Blue

Elizabeth (Georgia, United States) had one of the most beautiful cats I have ever seen. Mr. Fitz’s ashes were used to create a unique blue diamond. This blue diamond is unique because we deliberately altered our boron levels in order to replicate Mr. Fitz’s eye color. As much as I love our usual blue color, I can’t blame Elizabeth for having us make an exception.

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Christmas Is Over

I’d like to point out that fire roasting is not just for chestnuts (it’s for all types of nuts).

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