Funerals Are Not Necessary

Be pro-choice when it comes to the death penalty.

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A Simple Truth

Everyone should be able to afford to die.

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Quick Question

If you wouldn’t pay for a birth ceremony, why would you pay for a funeral?

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Use Your Brain

Cemeteries have become gardens for vegetables.

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Becoming A Heart In Diamond

You’ll get in shape but don’t expect this to improve your health.

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Diamonds Are Special But Not Because N.W. Ayer Said So

Diamond growers don’t have to use fertilizer.

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You Never Know

Every time I see a bald head, I cannot help but wonder if it’s the result of a Heart In Diamond addiction.

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The Purpose Of Karma

Karma’s purpose is not to reward and punish. It is to teach and purify.

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Coffin Craftsmanship

Coffins have become too remarkable to bury (whereas people always have been).

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One Night Strands

These are strands of hair that you cut from the head of your asleep sweetheart over the course of a night for your Heart In Diamonds to be made. If you are careful enough, the one night strands can be your own little secret. When you eventually come clean, expect lots of affection and gratitude.

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