Celebrate My Life

Listen to Shirley Murdock’s Celebrate My Life (D.J.’s Song) (2002) if you did not see the logic in my previous post.

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In Lieu Of A Funeral

I have told my loved ones to throw a party for me (despite the fact that I won’t be able to attend it).

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The Dead Belong In Shrouds

I haven’t been forced to wear a suit since I was twelve.

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Hearts Of Diamond

For Your Information

heart of diamond can cut a heart of glass.

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The Heart In The Diamond

Everyone who becomes a diamond gets a free heart transplant.

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Heartburn

This is slang for a cremation that takes place for the sole purpose of turning someone into a Heart In Diamond.

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How Many Times Do I Have To Say This?

Only send in the hair that grows above your most awesome organ.

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What They Say Is True

It’s never too late to burn body fat.

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Flowers Are For The Living

The only flowers that should be at a grave are daisies.

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Another Reason Not To Opt For A Grave

When you choose to have a loved one cremated, you don’t keep feeling the need to leave flowers at the furnace.

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