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Burial Plots Are Actually Real Estate

Legally, you can only flip a burial plot if there is not a body inside of it. I can only guess that’s because you run the risk of the body falling out during the process.

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Your Death

It is your responsibility to ensure that your death is morally unavoidable on your end.

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For Safety’s Sake

We need to make sure that potholders take the heat.

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Beware Of Envy

Friends can come in any color except green.

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Phony Cronies

Fake friends are real enemies.

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Viagra Or Rogaine?

If I ever had to choose between the two, I would definitely pick Rogaine. Viagra can’t help you get the hardest gift that you could ever give your lover.

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Pay Attention!

If you think 103 degrees Fahrenheit is a high body temperature, boy are you in the dark.

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Have You Been Watching The NBA Conference Semifinals?

James Harden really wants a ring! He must not have heard about the Heart In Diamond yet because his beard would have been in our laboratory.

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Are You In Love With Someone?

If your answer is “yes,” then you should be willing to pay to have that person’s body set on fire at the appropriate time and place.

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