You Are Not Dean Martin

Roast your loved ones but after they die (so no one gets hurt).

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Do You Respect The Webmaster?

Diamonds are a Burl’s best friend.

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Are You In Love With Your Girlfriend?

Diamonds are a girlfriend’s best friend.

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Black Panther

I’d just like to point out that there was no diamond mining in Wakanda.

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Wake Up And Smell The Ashes

Corporations are not more powerful than consumers.

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Blood Diamonds Keep You In The Dark

Choose Heart In Diamonds and you will know how many dead people are associated with your diamonds.

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Be Sure To Choose Cremation

Over burial (not a haircut).

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Make Sure Your Meat Gets Heated

Even if you’re a vegetarian.

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Get Married First

Make love last.

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Please Accept This Apology

If someone wants a Heart In Diamond to be made from your personal carbon but you happen to be bald and still alive, there is really nothing we can do to help the predicament.

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