Laws And Order

Our laws must pertain to what is best for our physical selves, not our souls.

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The Common Denominator

All mental illnesses challenge one’s ability to reason.

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Let Me Clarify The Prior Post

The plant’s drug component is actually its defense. When subordinate life forms consume this plant, the ensuing mental and physical effects scare them from ever doing it again. Many people find pleasure in these effects. Subordinate life forms learn to leave the plant alone. Many people (the most intelligent life form) do not.

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Remove The Weed

The plant’s best defense should be a bad offence.

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Learn From Kalua

Dead bodies that are put in the ground get eaten.

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Kalua

The only dead bodies that should be put in the ground instead of an oven are those of pigs in Hawaii.

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Do You Remember The Easy-Bake Oven?

I am all for bringing it back as a cremation oven toy. I may just pitch the idea to Disney for a Doc McStuffins edition for dolls and stuffed animals that prove to be goners. I wish more people would take action on good things for children.

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From The Morgue To The Crematorium

Just take me out of the fridge and put me in the oven (never mind my expiration date).

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Diamonds Are Forever

People are not.

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Don’t Be Scared To Buy An Engagement Ring

If a girl turns down your marriage proposal, you get to walk away with her best friend.

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