Don’t Ask Silly Questions

To those of you who wish to know if a wig can be substituted for real hair, I have a question for you–Would you ever have a mannequin cremated?

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I Am Not A Complete Jerk

I said to skip the funeral so you can afford a Heart In Diamond (I never said to skip the wedding).

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No Bull

Fertilizer is to thank for certain lawns.

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Remember…

Only YOU can prevent forest lawns.

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I Hate To Be A Stickler, But…

Forests do not have lawns.

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Happy Birthday, Dear Brian!

If Elvis was a king, Brian Wilson is an emperor.

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The Golden Age Of Piracy Was From The 1650s To The 1730s

Why are people still burying treasures?

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A Sensible Debate

Whether we should bury or burn our trash is an argument worth having.

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NBA Finals

I don’t mean to discourage LeBron or Steph but how great can a championship ring be if it doesn’t have a Heart In Diamond?

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Visit A Diamond Not A Grave

Six degrees of separation is supposed to apply to strangers (not loved ones).

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