Don’t Let Fear Control You

People are never in grave danger until after they die.

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It Is Almost Funny

The cemeteries that do not offer cremation actually blow more smoke.

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Burials Should Be Out Of The Question

If your family loves you, they should have you destroyed.

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The Ultimate Fidget Spinner

Get an oversized Heart In Diamond ring.

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Are You Having Trouble Choosing The Hairs For Your Diamond?

Some customers find that it’s easier to remove all of the hair from their heads and just search through the bunch for the strands that appeal to them most.

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A Best Friend Can Be Hard To Find

Luckily, man-made diamond companies know how to make one.

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People Or Diamonds

A girl’s best friend belongs in the earth only if that friend was there to begin with.

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Cremation And Smoking Have Interesting Things In Common

Both are bad for our bodies, both help us to lose weight, and both yield ashes that can be put to good use.

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Can You Kid A Kidder?

You can kid a kidder if you’re a better kidder than the kidder you’re kidding. No kidding.

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Why Do I Remain Composed?

I stay composed because I will never decompose.

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