A Cremation Oven Is Not For Food

Burning the pot does not make good sense.

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Back In Blue

Elizabeth (Georgia, United States) had one of the most beautiful cats I have ever seen. Mr. Fitz’s ashes were used to create a unique blue diamond. This blue diamond is unique because we deliberately altered our boron levels in order to replicate Mr. Fitz’s eye color. As much as I love our usual blue color, I can’t blame Elizabeth for having us make an exception.

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Christmas Is Over

I’d like to point out that fire roasting is not just for chestnuts (it’s for all types of nuts).

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Cremation Dates Back To Antiquity

Only, there were no ovens back then and it used to take place while the people were still alive.

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Now Is The Time To Think About Your Future

Where do you see yourself 100 years from now?

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Shavian

Animals are my friends…and my friends won’t eat me.

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Mary Jane Should Not Be Cremated

She should not be buried either because then she would grow.

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Donating Your Body To Science Is Great

Just make sure it’s not to zoology.

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Grass Is For Graves But Not Cremations

Lighting up grass should not even be legal.

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All Smoke Is Carcinogenic

Fortunately, people who are being cremated don’t have to worry about cancer.

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